What’s up with that bathroom near the Chemistry lab? It has been “occupied” for nobody knows how long. Here is a theory: what if someone is just taking a really really really long poop? Perhaps they had too much orange chicken and doomed themselves to this inglorious battle, fighting it alone, without no one to support them in the time of need. Or maybe their enemy is of a different nature. Could it be that it was just another poop, not different from the rest, but they had opened TikTok and simply cannot stop scrolling. Without food, water, or rest, they have been instead consuming the never-ending supply of content, unable to interrupt this descent into hell. It’s time to break the door and set them free.