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Let’s say the apocalypse happened tomorrow.

Anytime I think about it, my thoughts are either “I would survive” or “there’s absolutely no way I’m putting myself through all that.” If I really think about it, I believe my chances are not completely down the gutter.

I consider myself a mildly athletic person. I’ve played soccer and run track. These are sports that involve a lot of running and jogging, which you would assume would give me high endurance; you would be wrong. Although I play soccer, I would say I have bad endurance, and long runs make me wanna die. Probably another reason wouldn’t wanna survive the apocalypse.

Actually, now that I really think about it, the chances of me wanting to survive the apocalypse are completely down the gutter. Like, what’s the point? All you’re doing is surviving and trying to avoid the unavoidable. At the end of the day, either zombies, starvation, isolation, or betrayal is taking you out.