Now for the guys, doesn’t this make you smile just a little bit? I’m sure the girls are equally terrified.

Tom Brady‘s car was spotted at a hair transplant clinic in Rhode Island earlier this month thus prompting thousands of conversions to Christianity from jealous guys all over the world. “There is a God after all, this is just too “friggin” perfect” my friend Blaise Dolcemaschio said.

Still, I pity Brady. The media is making a huge deal out of something natural and his super model wife Gisele Bundchen‘s desire for an ideal image is causing him extreme stress. She has been pressuring him to get hair plugs.

The Boston Herald has described his long flowing locks as a “Bald Faced Lie.” Yes I am writing a blog but my reason for doing so is to point out what Brady is going through and to laugh hysterically. When asked about it, Brady said “It runs in the family,” so then again, I can’t really say anything if this is the situation.

Cheer up Brady, you have three Super Bowl rings, your team is tied for first place, and every guy wants to be you. Plus this hair situation is getting you offers from Rogaine. You can make even more money than you did before. Still, come Monday night, you got the Jets. Biggest game of the season, fight for first in the AFC East, I’d rest up for the big game. Part of me wants you to win so you’ll get the Jet problem out of your hair. Ahhh what am I saying? I’m a Giant and Jet fan and I hate the Pats. J! E! T! S! JETS JETS JETS!