Soccer?

Just the other day, my dad and I were talking about what were the most valuable sports teams in the world. He said Lakers, and I said that it had to be the Bulls. When I looked it up, I got a bit of a shock.

With Lakers being worth about 600 million dollars (according to Forbes), and the Bulls worth about 500 million, I figured that not a lot of teams could get much more valuable.  But boy was I wrong.

What I didn’t take into account was the world’s ridiculous obsession with soccer. Manchester United is worth a whopping $1.89  billion. $1.89  billion! How is there a single family owned team that is worth so much?

The answer lies with the strange relationship the world has with soccer (sorry, “futbol”)If you go anywhere in the world other than the US, then you can see what I mean. In places like Spain and Italy, soccer is huge. Why is that? It’s easy, can be played anywhere, and doesn’t require a lot of equipment. 

The one thing that the US has right is that soccer is a bummer. It is really boring to watch, and is frustrating to play. Whenever I play, I just wanna pick up the ball and throw it into the goal.

I guess I’m the odd one out.  The whole world cannot be wrong….usually. But a sport that’s played with your feet? Really?

Hyperbole and a Half

I’ve recently stumbled upon another blog that has made me laugh harder than I thought possible. The blogger’s name is Allie Brosh, and she combines writing with creating near stick-figure drawings to help get her point across.

For Example:

Her blog is called Hyperbole and a Half, and features recurring characters from her real life such as her two dogs, Boyfriend, and a much younger, much more violent and hyperactive Allie.

She tends to talk about her past, such as the time her and her young friends violently attacked a teenage boy because they were playing “Wolves” or when she competed in a track meet only to start hallucinating due to the intense heat of Texas.

She has made me laugh out loud or more than one occasion, and I highly suggest to anyone that they should check it out.