So my dad is basically on house arrest because of his recent heart attack. Because of this house arrest that he has been sentenced to by his doctors and my mother, he has decided to take up and master the art of cooking.
His goal: to cook a new dish, EVERY SINGLE day.
Now this is coming from a man who usually NEVER cooks and when he does, we usually end up calling for a pizza late at night.
My dad has many great talents, unfortunately cooking is not one of them.
So far he has made the following dishes:
- Cauliflower soup with WAY too much pepper, ( I think he missed the “taste as you go” memo).
- Spaghetti squash pasta with a spinach sauce; lets just say he loves his food processor and we ended up having spaghetti squash with baby formula.
- Fisherman’s Pie; coincidentally while he was cooking the power in our house went out and it was only half cooked, he still decided to serve it.
On top of all his glorious attempts of these new recipes, he’s sent my mom to the store every single day to get ingredients, not quite realizing that the ingredients we already have at the house could be used for cooking as well.
While throwing in his own changes to the recipes, he also likes to add some humor. He makes constant reference to the cooking TV show Chopped. Every time one of his new “creations” doesn’t go as planned he says, ” Well I think the judges would have chopped me for that one!” or if it is a success( I’ve yet to taste one) he says, ” That one would have gotten me to the next round!”
While he is still going strong on his cooking binge, and I applaud his efforts, I wouldn’t mind having a pizza for dinner anytime soon.