Charlie Sheen, after being told that his show, or ex-show i should say, Two and a Half Men, was on sabbatical, decided to set up a series of TV and Radio interviews that made him seem, for lack of a better word, insane. (His quotes included things like “I got tiger blood man;” “I’m on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen;” and, when told people think he might be bi-polar, “I’m bi-winning.”)
And America loved it.
Charlie Sheen became a bigger star in these past couple weeks than he’s been for the past several years. His twitter currently has 2,716,721 followers, and now he has announced his newest endeavor, “My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not an Option Show.”
That’s right, Charlie Sheen is going on tour.
Now if you’re almost any person ever, you’re probably wondering what Charlie Sheen could possibly do on tour in this day and age. The answer, as was posted on the tours Ticketmaster page, is simple.
“My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not An Option Show is coming for you. I’m going on the road. LIVE. Will there be surprises? Will there be guests? Will there be mayhem? Will you ask questions? Will you laugh? Will you scream? Will you know the truth? WILL THERE BE MORE?!?! This IS where you will hear the REAL story from the Warlock. Bring it. I dare you to keep up with me.”
Charlie Sheen is throwing the world a fastball, and as The Warlock himself would say, “I’m an F-18, bro.”