I’m totally bias.
100% bias.
For realz, yo.

Before I start this, I must let something out to some of those curious readers out there: I am a nerd. But no! Not just any nerd. I am the worst type of nerd.

I am a Harry Potter nerd.

NOW THAT THAT’S OUT OF THE WAY!
*ahem*

Dear Stephanie Meyer,

He’ll always be Cedric Diggory to me.

You may have created Edward Cullen with his sparkly sparkles of sparkliness and his lurking on a girl way to young for him (pedophilia, much?) and I KNOW you didn’t specifically ask for Robert Pattinson to play Edward Cullen, but really.

I mean, he went from “Hey Harry, I know we’re totally supposed to be rivals ’cause we’re in this life-threatening tournament of doom and evil-doers but I still think you’re pretty great so I’m gonna let you in on some secrets and totally save your life so you can be at least somewhat prepared for the tasks ahead of as, and hey, you know what? Let’s just win this tournament together, I mean we’re from the same school we could totally just do this for Hogwarts and be the BEST THINGS EVER! And, oh wait, I’m just gonna go die, but don’t worry, I’ll become a ghost for a couple of seconds, and I forgive you for surviving and letting me die and all that jazz, just take me back to my dad, it’s chill.”

TO

“I’m a sparkly sparkle pants and I’m broody so I’m totally hot and mysterious and I’m secretly a billion trillion years old and totally a pedophile in disguise creepin on the local high school students and being a ‘vegetarian’ vampire even though THAT’S NOT HOW VAMPIRISM WORKS STEPHANIE MEYER, IT ISN’T, OKAY? STOP IT.”

So really, this is how it all goes down.

Cedric Diggory = BAMF Wizard Extraordinaire.
Edward Cullen = Sparkly Pedophiliac Fairy made of Sparkles and Broodiness.
THEREFORE
Cedric Diggory > Edward Cullen

Sincerely,
Aria.

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